F@#k Yeah, Iambic Pentameter


You ask me questions; I provide the answers / In blank verse of pentameter, iambic. / I also sometimes throw in random reblogs. / The only rule is that it keeps the beat.

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brashlyashley:

gtother:

So why should we be treated any different?

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I somehow didn’t realize the listwas quite this long! It’s great, and really striking,to see them all collaged like this together.

brashlyashley:

gtother:

So why should we be treated any different?

I somehow didn’t realize the list
was quite this long! It’s great, and really striking,
to see them all collaged like this together.

Tagged: protective religious headgeariambic pentameter

Source: gtother

misterfuzzyrainbow:

fuckyeahsocialjusticesally:

Surprised this wasn’t memeified already…

…they probably said that because the character is voiced by a Caucasian voice actor, not because the character is sometimes pushy and obnoxious. I mean, I don’t have any issues with the Avatar voice casting, but I just thought I’d put that out there.

I wish! But no, this critic made it clear:”Her personality” is deemed a white one.

misterfuzzyrainbow:

fuckyeahsocialjusticesally:

Surprised this wasn’t memeified already…

…they probably said that because the character is voiced by a Caucasian voice actor, not because the character is sometimes pushy and obnoxious. I mean, I don’t have any issues with the Avatar voice casting, but I just thought I’d put that out there.

I wish! But no, this critic made it clear:
Her personality” is deemed a white one.

Tagged: Social Justice Sallysocial justiceAvatar: The Legend of Korraiambic pentametercoupletsubmission

Source: fuckyeahsocialjusticesally

hopeboysisacheapthing:

fuckyeahsocialjusticesally:

A history of “spooning”, for the curious :)

please tell me this does not ACTUALLY happen
oh GOD

You need a link? It happened here. Enjoy.

hopeboysisacheapthing:

fuckyeahsocialjusticesally:

A history of “spooning”, for the curious :)

please tell me this does not ACTUALLY happen

oh GOD

You need a link? It happened here. Enjoy.

Tagged: Iambic PentameterSocial Justice Sallymemesocial justicesubmissionspooning

Source: fuckyeahsocialjusticesally

ellenology:

Aww, that’s sweet of her! I’d react the same way, maybe even worse than that. :D

Amazing flaily cute ascended fangirl :3(And I’m not sure which one I’d rather be here…)

ellenology:

Aww, that’s sweet of her! I’d react the same way, maybe even worse than that. :D

Amazing flaily cute ascended fangirl :3
(And I’m not sure which one I’d rather be here…)

Tagged: Olivia MunnEllen DeGeneresIambic Pentametercouplet

Source: youtube.com

howtoquityou:

wnyc:

Mid-afternoon tab check! We’re (Jody) at 36. How many tabs do you have open right now?

Three for me, but then I’ve only been online for 10min…

Well, thirty-five in Firefox, six in Chrome. A bunch are YouTube vids; in half an hourI’ll have them all cleared out. But all the restare things to read, or write about, or link to,or whole entire seasons meant for watching(on Crunchyroll and such). They’ve been aroundfor weeks, or sometimes months, and will continuefor many weeks and reboots yet to come.

howtoquityou:

wnyc:

Mid-afternoon tab check! We’re (Jody) at 36. How many tabs do you have open right now?

Three for me, but then I’ve only been online for 10min…

Well, thirty-five in Firefox, six in Chrome.
A bunch are YouTube vids; in half an hour
I’ll have them all cleared out. But all the rest
are things to read, or write about, or link to,
or whole entire seasons meant for watching
(on Crunchyroll and such). They’ve been around
for weeks, or sometimes months, and will continue
for many weeks and reboots yet to come.

Tagged: Iambic PentameterFirefoxChrometabsthe internets

Source: wnyc

dailyreportsfromlastnight:

(202): no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow

My favorite part of this one: Stephen’s face.He looks so oddly earnest, open-minded.Like, “Oh, is that the problem? Never realized….”

dailyreportsfromlastnight:

(202): no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow

My favorite part of this one: Stephen’s face.
He looks so oddly earnest, open-minded.
Like, “Oh, is that the problem? Never realized….”

Tagged: Iambic Pentametertexts from last night

Source: colbertnation.com

comicartcorrections:

captainboobs:

jeffacakes:

to-destroy-you:

thegirlwithhartshapedglasses:

Not the boobs you’re used to seeing in porn, eh? Shock?

Hooray for natural boobies!! :3

Yay natural boobies!!! :D

boooooooooooooooooobs!

This is definitely NSFW but so is this blog, really.  Here is an idea, beautiful illustration of the variation and reaction to gravity that women’s boobs display.  There are a *huge* range of boobs in the world.  A dazzling variance that boggles the mind and delights the senses.  Let us celebrate boobies!Also - this is what they look like WITHOUT bras.  Hence, superheroes without bras?  Would be having spilling problems, cause look what natural boobies like to do!

Reblogging for the gravity. (It forced me ;))Variety: the spice, and bounce, of life.

comicartcorrections:

captainboobs:

jeffacakes:

to-destroy-you:

thegirlwithhartshapedglasses:

Not the boobs you’re used to seeing in porn, eh? Shock?

Hooray for natural boobies!! :3

Yay natural boobies!!! :D

boooooooooooooooooobs!

This is definitely NSFW but so is this blog, really.  Here is an idea, beautiful illustration of the variation and reaction to gravity that women’s boobs display.  There are a *huge* range of boobs in the world.  A dazzling variance that boggles the mind and delights the senses.  Let us celebrate boobies!

Also - this is what they look like WITHOUT bras.  Hence, superheroes without bras?  Would be having spilling problems, cause look what natural boobies like to do!

Reblogging for the gravity. (It forced me ;))
Variety: the spice, and bounce, of life.

Tagged: NSFWboobsiambic pentameter

Source: toofattobehipster

It’s fabulous. I hope it lasts forever :DIt started with a joke that fell to Poe’s Law,then someone said “You know, this needs Moar Yuri.”(An apt response for any situation!)And now there’s tags and blogs all full of fanworksabout how girls with different tastes and stylescan still be friends, appreciate each other,and share their love of semi-naked snuggling.There’s nothing in that sentence not to love.

It’s fabulous. I hope it lasts forever :D
It started with a joke that fell to Poe’s Law,
then someone said “You know, this needs Moar Yuri.”
(An apt response for any situation!)
And now there’s tags and blogs all full of fanworks
about how girls with different tastes and styles
can still be friends, appreciate each other,
and share their love of semi-naked snuggling.
There’s nothing in that sentence not to love.

Tagged: Iambic Pentametercreamsicleothergirls-senpainormal-chan

Source: Know Your Meme

anatineantagonist:

diabetic-homeless-hookers:

A child before losing their baby teeth.

I am never going near children again

I don’t know why there aren’t more horror movies,and archetypes and scary myths and such,that use this kind of image as their base.It’s creepier than Alien, for sure.

anatineantagonist:

diabetic-homeless-hookers:

A child before losing their baby teeth.

I am never going near children again

I don’t know why there aren’t more horror movies,
and archetypes and scary myths and such,
that use this kind of image as their base.
It’s creepier than Alien, for sure.

Tagged: terrifyingiambic pentameterbones

Source: jpegirl

howtoquityou:

think-progress:

Mitt Romney, while in high school, pinned down a kid that he and his friends suspected of being gay and cut his hair because it looked “wrong.” Sorry, that should read “Republican presidential nominee Mitt Romney.”

Mitt Romney 2012: I Don’t Just Hate Gays, I Beat Them Up Personally!
And here I used to think that Mitt was boring!Turns out he’s got a homophobic storythe likes of which you’d think were left to satire.(This literally happened once on Glee,with Sue Sylvester. That should say it all.)

howtoquityou:

think-progress:

Mitt Romney, while in high school, pinned down a kid that he and his friends suspected of being gay and cut his hair because it looked “wrong.” Sorry, that should read “Republican presidential nominee Mitt Romney.”

Mitt Romney 2012: I Don’t Just Hate Gays, I Beat Them Up Personally!

And here I used to think that Mitt was boring!
Turns out he’s got a homophobic story
the likes of which you’d think were left to satire.
(This literally happened once on Glee,
with Sue Sylvester. That should say it all.)

Tagged: GleeIndecision 2012Mitt RomneySue Sylvesterthe gaysIambic Pentameter

Source: thinkprogress.org