F@#k Yeah, Iambic Pentameter


You ask me questions; I provide the answers / In blank verse of pentameter, iambic. / I also sometimes throw in random reblogs. / The only rule is that it keeps the beat.

To ask a question, use this handy form.
ohmygoshbabyanimals:

hidden kitty

Some darling and effective camouflage :D

ohmygoshbabyanimals:

hidden kitty

Some darling and effective camouflage :D

Tagged: catsdogscuteIambic Pentametermatching

caseydoll:

do you ever keep tabs open thinking “eh i’ll get to that later” and then five weeks pass and you still haven’t fucking done anything with it

Well, yes, if by “five weeks” you mean “a year”…
(I’ve got a few six-monthers open now.)

Tagged: tabsiambic pentameterprocrastination

Source: caseydoll

thatismycreed:

Hello I’m Rosie and this is my 200 follower givaway!!  I have no clue why I have 200 followers, but you are all pretty awesome, even the ones who don’t ever even reblog anything from me.  Bless you all. (◡‿◡✿)

Anywho, as it says in my banner thingy, this isn’t a giveaway so much as it is me buying you stuff, because I ain’t got shit otherwise.  Basically, I’m throwing $150 at you to spend however the fuck you want, wherever the fuck you want.  I really don’t care what you buy.  Clothes, cosplay shit, action figures, commissions, pizza, dildos, I REALLY DON’T CARE.  Also, I will personally handle shipping, so if you wanna buy something for $8 and shipping is $60, you will still have $142 to spend, although I swear to god if you do something like that I will punch you right back into the middle ages.  ALTERNATIVELY, if you for some reason want to use that $150 for really personal things, like idk, bills or savings?? I will just send you it via paypal or somethin I dunno.  And if you don’t have paypal then so help me god we will use fucking snail-mail or some shit.

Also international stuff doesn’t really matter because I will be just putting your address in the “send to” thing, so, yeah.  But if for some reason it does come up, I got it covered, unless it’s really confusing, in which case I may hit you up for some explanations or something.

OKAY SO NOW THAT THAT’S OUTTA THE WAY here are some rules:

  • One like and one reblog!!  Because it doesn’t matter how many times you reblog anyways so why would you reblog it like a million times.  That’s just inconsiderate, you giant ass.
  • No side blogs!!  I will fuck you up.
  • You don’t have to be following me to win.  But if you were following me before this giveaway, you get an extra $50 to spend, because you were an original special baby. (◡‿◡✿)
  • This giveaway will end 3 PM CST on April 30th, for no particular reason other than it seems to be the norm to give a lot of time.  Otherwise I would end it on my birthday (3/31).
  • This pretty much goes without saying, but you have to have either your ask or submission box open and you have to be okay with giving me your address.  Literally this will not work if you don’t have both of those things.  Literally.
  • The winner has 48 hours to get back to me before I choose another winner.  (If this happens to you, talk to me and give me a really goddamn good excuse and I may slip you some money under the table, WHO THE HELL KNOWS.)
  • There will be only one winner, because I am not actually made out of money. I just like to pretend that I am.

SO THERE YOU GO.  If there are any questions or concerns or what have you, just direct them to my ask and we will discuss stuff!! 

For cash like this? My likes are up for sale.
My reblogs too. I gotta pay this rent.
And on that note — I’m open for commissions!
Examples of my art. For prices, ask me.
(Don’t fear, those conversations aren’t in meter.)

Tagged: Iambic Pentametergiveawaycommissions

…so what about the gay girls into yaoi?(And bi girls too! Not fair to leave them out.)

…so what about the gay girls into yaoi?
(And bi girls too! Not fair to leave them out.)

Tagged: gay rightsIambic Pentametercoupletyaoi

can ya’ll help me? i need a list of television shows, be they network or cable TV, with WOC in the lead roles (preferably black, latina, and east asian but all is fine)

sarcasticsra:

benicebefunny:

scorpysue:

eshusplayground:

zebablah:

so far i’ve only come up with ugly betty, scandal, deception, and elementary?

Once Upon A Time (ABC). Lana Parrilla plays Regina Mills/The Evil Queen.

The Neighbors has Toks Olagundoye in a leading role. She is fantastic. I think that’s on ABC.

Current shows: Community. Past shows: Lost.

Person of Interest (Joss Carter). Oh, also, in past shows, Eureka.

For past shows: Firefly, Huge, The Middleman,
The Sarah Jane Adventures, Dollhouse, Torchwood,
one Stargate (SGA), and Desperate Housewives.
They played it down, but Buffy, later Angel,
and Sonny With A Chance, and Perfect Couples.
For shows still running: Glee, The Daily Show,
The Newsroom. Likely more that I’m not watching.

Tagged: women of colorTelevisionrecsIambic Pentameter

Source: zebablah

whaammy:

soo cute!

They’re fluffy and they cuddle and they’re perfect :D

Tagged: Iambic Pentameterwolvestigersfriends

Source: Daily Mail

A lifelong dream of Stephen’s comes to pass!The prettiest of princesses is he :3

A lifelong dream of Stephen’s comes to pass!
The prettiest of princesses is he :3

Tagged: princessstephen colbertIambic Pentametersuch a princesscouplet

Source: colbertnation.com

puellamagi-confessions:

“I wanted to see Homura actually fight another Magical Girl. Her time stopping ability seems so overpowered, I would have loved to see how another girl could counter it.”

It’s easy — all you have to do is grab her!Like Kyoko did, and Mami with her ribbons.And in a spinoff (Oriko), one girlhas other time-related powers. Thoseget used to great effect to slow her down.

puellamagi-confessions:

I wanted to see Homura actually fight another Magical Girl. Her time stopping ability seems so overpowered, I would have loved to see how another girl could counter it.”

It’s easy — all you have to do is grab her!
Like Kyoko did, and Mami with her ribbons.
And in a spinoff (Oriko), one girl
has other time-related powers. Those
get used to great effect to slow her down.

Tagged: madoka magicahomurasecretsIambic Pentameter

I quit, a couple months ago. Cold turkey!It used to be so soothing, then…it wasn’t.
(These days, for mindless point-accretion, Ihit up some Neopets: Destruct-O-Match.)

I quit, a couple months ago. Cold turkey!
It used to be so soothing, then…it wasn’t.

(These days, for mindless point-accretion, I
hit up some Neopets: Destruct-O-Match.)

Tagged: Mafia Warsiambic pentameterNeopetsDestruct-O-Match

art-of-swords:

Kenyah or Kayan Dayak (Kalimantan) - Ceremonial Sword (mandau) and Dagger

  • Materials: Sword: steel, brass, antler, horn, human hair, fiber. Dagger: steel, brass, antler, horn, fiber
  • Dimensions: Sword: Length: 27 ¼ inches Depth: 3 ¼ inches. Dagger: Length: 15 ¾ inches Depth: 4 1/8 inches

These swords were ornamented extensively. Usually the most striking element is the upper hilt, frequently as here carved of deer antler. These were intended as spirit charms, to work for the wielder and against others.

Elaborate and skillfully smithed blades were attached to the hilts, and all encased in further decorated sheaths. Where retained as heirlooms, these elaborate swords are still a part of men’s ceremonial attire.

On the sword the horn cover is missing from the part of the hilt nearest the blade, with adhering remains of the adhesive, and the longer horn cover is cracked. The fiber cord on the snout is uncoiling.

In the knife there are losses to the upper third of the braided fiber hilt binding, some minor loss and loosening to the rest of this binding, and one very small recent tip loss in the carved handle.

Source & Copyright: Heritage Auctions 

A sword that has a little hat! I love it.
No, seriously, it’s gorgeous. If they made
a replica of this somewhere, I’d buy it.

Tagged: swordsaww yeahIambic Pentameter